Hi,I'm Mackenzie.
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
spookymormon:
spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
squidwurd:
squidwurd: i burn calories by insulting them “hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”